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Josh, 20, bi
Josh, 20, bi
my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?
me: ya
me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ
(via surprisebitch)
On February 3rd, 2019, we will have 2/3/19.
TODAY’S THE DAY!
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haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season
well this is just… one of the worst things you could say
(via firedrill)
Hose sucked in by fire Tornado
i cant tell which is my favorite part. the frantic pulling of the hose as its getting sucked into the sky like a spaghetti noodle, the random “OH YEAH BABY!”, or the guy just chuckin a rock into the fire tornado at the end as if that’s gonna show it who’s boss
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the prophecy has read true
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every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them
logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species
you know i had to scooby dooby do it to em
(via kuwuaii)
whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night
vulpx this reply needs its own hall of fame imo
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I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die
For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.
Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:
- I won’t hesitate bitch
- Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
- Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
- Kermit the Frog jumps off building
- Fr e sh a voca do
- back at it again at Krispy Kreme
- There is only one thing worse than a rapist
- Club Jam (yes a really good book)
- At least the taco was free
- I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
- Grandma loves ping pong too much
- If your name is Junior
- Welcome to Target
- I’m just cooking pizza
- Cole Sprouse dress-up game
- On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
- Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
- Kid smacked by fly swatter
- Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
- Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
- WE’RE BREAKING FREE
- SAIL
- I’m Squidward
- So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
- So no head? (breaking skateboard)
- Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
- No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
- What the fuck, Richard
- Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
- Bored as shiiiiii
- Liberian accent (plasma globe)
- New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
- Summertime sadness (chicken)
- More like hurricane TORTILLA
- I got an a-bor-tion
- All Around the World (TheJasminator)
- When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
- Snake licks lollipop
- Accept yourself, love yourself
- Be whatever you wanna be
- Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
- Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
- Can I please get a waffle?
- Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
- Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
- Kevin, watch the light dude
- Horse meditation
- A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
- Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
- Helium balloons (floating car)
- Fireplace fairy
- I’m your freestyle dance teacher
- I can’t believe you’ve done this
- Which way the Quiznos is
- Impossible paper toss shot
- Hemtube (dancing with cat)
- I nurture my skin (Shaq)
- Why are you running
- Happy birthday?
- Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
- Farkle falling
- Fuck you (soda machine)
- Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
- Take On Me
- And now my sock is wet (water gun)
- All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
- When there’s too much drama at school
- Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
- What’s your name? (ouija board)
- Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
- Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
- Girl scared of convertible car
- Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
- Would you like the spider on your hand?
- Shopping cart crash
- We actually have the chip reader now
- I’M A GIRAFFE
- Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
this gave me such a warm feeling i legit teared up no joke
BEAUTY
(via confirmance)